whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because… I’m sick of seeing your eyes roll when I tell you I’m angry. Belittling my voice doesn’t stop me from speaking. 

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

cocoa-monster:

i’m madly in love with them

This was taken in Australia. Three separate things happening at once: On the left, fireworks exploded as part of Australia Day celebrations. In the middle, it’s Comet McNaught. Then on the right, there’s lightning from a thunderstorm far away.

this-colorful-belief:

leavemeinw0nderland:

reddirtroadgirl:

life lesson: pay attention to your girl lol

bahaahahah oh my gawd

the many reactions in this gif though haha, the chick in the black in the background, and the woman in the blue dress thing at the front xD

dealings:

i am actutally crying of laughter

tristamateer:

please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see you

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

the-sofa:

asktheravenclan:

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?))

(( Because that would be rude.))

recoveryofabrokenteen:

nic0tine-kisses:

the-stars-above-shine:

Amen

i only made this 2 days ago notes what

(via TumbleOn)

mrschriskendall:

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

bceky:

have you ever tried going down the stairs on all fours

don’t